I finally just finished Mrs. Dalloway. I'm going to ponder it and then write something deep. Dana, are you all settled by now? Have you started reading yet?
I will decide how deep it is. On a scale of 1 to 10. Yes I will.
Guys I discovered Russian literature on Friday. This vast, untapped mass of suffering is just there for the taking. 150 pages left in Crime and Punishment. Will I finish it tonight? We'll have to wait and see [sips redbull furtively].
"Untapped mass?" JOHN TRY UNTAPPING SOMETHING ELSE, MAYBE A KEG OR SOMETHING YOU READ SO FAST THIS IS DISTRESSING ME NO I TAKE IT BACK SORRY.
I finally started reading (I'm sorry, I didn't start until I got onto the airplane) but I am almost done, I have about 20 pages left, and I love it. I will try to contribute something. Just a little something (little, little).
Um. Maybe I should go work like I'm supposed to. By the time I come back I will be completely prepared and completely unprepared to have children. I am currently researching child restraints, and reading cheery statistics about dead and injured Australian children.
LOOK BEFORE YOU CROSS THE ROAD.
They drive on the wrong side here, though, so I have to look right/left/right when I cross the street, I seriously think I'm going to get into a pedestrian accident if I'm not careful. Maybe you should practice, John, for when you leave us for London (sob).
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I will decide how deep it is. On a scale of 1 to 10. Yes I will.
Guys I discovered Russian literature on Friday. This vast, untapped mass of suffering is just there for the taking. 150 pages left in Crime and Punishment. Will I finish it tonight? We'll have to wait and see [sips redbull furtively].
Stop being scary, John.
"Untapped mass?" JOHN TRY UNTAPPING SOMETHING ELSE, MAYBE A KEG OR SOMETHING YOU READ SO FAST THIS IS DISTRESSING ME NO I TAKE IT BACK SORRY.
I finally started reading (I'm sorry, I didn't start until I got onto the airplane) but I am almost done, I have about 20 pages left, and I love it. I will try to contribute something. Just a little something (little, little).
i would love to, as you say, 'untap a keg,' Dana. you have no idea. reading is the only thing i can do, though. it's better than watching tv...
Capitalize, you bastard. You're such a heathen.
(Thanks for capitalizing my name though)
Um. Maybe I should go work like I'm supposed to. By the time I come back I will be completely prepared and completely unprepared to have children. I am currently researching child restraints, and reading cheery statistics about dead and injured Australian children.
LOOK BEFORE YOU CROSS THE ROAD.
They drive on the wrong side here, though, so I have to look right/left/right when I cross the street, I seriously think I'm going to get into a pedestrian accident if I'm not careful. Maybe you should practice, John, for when you leave us for London (sob).
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